OF SALT SHORTAGES, SOAP STARS, AND STRIPPING SANDOWN

Proposals to change the end of the National Hunt season, in the hope of bringing it to a more thundering climax, exercised my time and patience in the second of the five recently-commissioned Betfair articles;

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